i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Acid is not a monday night drug
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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