My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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