This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
NoShamevember. You game?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Randomize
