Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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