Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Randomize
