And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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