I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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