i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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