Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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