I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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