I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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