But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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