And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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