Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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