i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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