Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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