: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
This house was built for laser tag.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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