): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It was like getting head from an anaconda
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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