You made me cry and you don't even care
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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