If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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