I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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