I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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