I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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