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He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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