Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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