Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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