What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I can't turn off my feet"
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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