What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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