Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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