is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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