my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My vagina just clenched in fear
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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