So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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