my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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