im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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