My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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