just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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