I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sorry about my life...
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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