I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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