I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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