dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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