The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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