Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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