Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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