I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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