No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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