What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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