Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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