jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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