we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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