those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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