so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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