Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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