theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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